It seems like my striking has inspired my stuffed animals to start protesting. I'm putting an entire strike force together! Everyone one of them is standing up and backing the cause! Even Godzilla is backing me up. But the right to stay in PJ's isn't the only thing they're protesting about.
First of all, you have to know that they live in a big dump. The house is miserable, disgusting, and an absolute pigsty. This place doesn't have electricity, water, heating or even indoor-plumbing! It's... it's... uuuhh I think you get the point now.
Next is Mr. Skeleton. He's on strike because he hasn't eaten in years. Mr. Skeleton so hungry that he's past skin and bones, he's just bones! Please support our cause, help Mr. Skeleton get something to eat.
This little pink bunny (or whatever it is) is on strike because the entire balance of nature is off in their dump of a house. Food is eating the people! That vicious marshmallow Peeps is dining on the flesh of the helpless bunny! Before you know it the prey will be eating the predators!
Oh come on! Did I call it or what?! Wow, that is one vicious looking penguin. Look at those beady little eyes, and that bloodthirsty beak! The hunter has truly become the hunted. It just goes to show you that you can never trust a penguin. Heed my warning or you'll end up like this poor, helpless shark.
Who else will start striking? Will I get the right to stay in PJ's? Will the protesters meet a grizzly end?! (or not) All these question and more will be answered in the mind boggling conclusion of Defending Your Rights!
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6 comments:
OMG JOSH!!! This is WAY too funny. I think Mr. Skeleton needs help striking....he's looking a bit thin! Now, the penguin...holy cow is that hilarious or what?? They are ALL hillarious. Great post, Little Man!!
Wow Josh, I live in this house too and I had no idea the surroundings were so deplorable! It's a tragedy! I'm with you, I'm on board, let's strike!! Oh, but then who will we be striking against, hmmmm....
LOL! Such attention to detail! Awesome post Josh!
OH, go ahead... Strike against me, I am obviously oblivious to my surroundings anyhow because I have no idea what is going on here!!! I mean really, I get home from work and am immediately beaten up by a bunch of stuffed animals. Dear god the medical bills!!!!!
Sorry D! Things started getting a little out of hand! I mean just this morning I saw... Oh No! The penguin is back! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh
My dearest Josh! I'm terribly sorry that I've missed yours and everyone elses blogs this week, but I've been absolutely SWAMPED! But guess what? Your blog is the only one I'm visiting before I start my very busy day!
So, with that said my man, I've joined you! STIKE, STIKE...er, I mean, STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE! PJ's all day long! Give me a "P"... give me a "J"... give me a little "s"... what's that spell? PJ's... PJ's... PJ's... Yeaaaaaaah PJ's!!!
Okay buddy, I'm off to work now. You have a good day at 'school' and enjoy your weekend :)
(p.s. loved this post, very funny and I truly needed the laugh!)
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