Thursday, October 16, 2008
Defending Your Rights! Part 2
It seems like my striking has inspired my stuffed animals to start protesting. I'm putting an entire strike force together! Everyone one of them is standing up and backing the cause! Even Godzilla is backing me up. But the right to stay in PJ's isn't the only thing they're protesting about.
First of all, you have to know that they live in a big dump. The house is miserable, disgusting, and an absolute pigsty. This place doesn't have electricity, water, heating or even indoor-plumbing! It's... it's... uuuhh I think you get the point now.
Next is Mr. Skeleton. He's on strike because he hasn't eaten in years. Mr. Skeleton so hungry that he's past skin and bones, he's just bones! Please support our cause, help Mr. Skeleton get something to eat.
This little pink bunny (or whatever it is) is on strike because the entire balance of nature is off in their dump of a house. Food is eating the people! That vicious marshmallow Peeps is dining on the flesh of the helpless bunny! Before you know it the prey will be eating the predators!
Oh come on! Did I call it or what?! Wow, that is one vicious looking penguin. Look at those beady little eyes, and that bloodthirsty beak! The hunter has truly become the hunted. It just goes to show you that you can never trust a penguin. Heed my warning or you'll end up like this poor, helpless shark.
Who else will start striking? Will I get the right to stay in PJ's? Will the protesters meet a grizzly end?! (or not) All these question and more will be answered in the mind boggling conclusion of Defending Your Rights!