Sshhhhhhhh... Wha Sssshhhhh... Signal... Sshhhhh... Wait, we're back on?! Okay, okay! If you saw my last broadcast you know that the strikers have just formed some kind of wild striker army! But a lot has happened while we were off the air. They seem to have divided into smaller angry mobs! Each mob is attacking a part of Housetropilis! We have to get closer!
Oh No! This mob, led by Godzilla, is ripping up Roomville! They're tearing apart an armored tank like it's tin foil! The horror of it all! Why... WHY!!!
Aaaahh! This mob is trashing Toilet Town! Those horrible toys, they're destroying all the care products. How will the women live without the vanity products! (Hey, that's my toothbrush!)
I never thought the little guys could become so violent! They're knocking down all the mini books! And wait a second, is that evil toy pushing of the poor little blue guy off the shelf?! How heartless can you get!
Gasp! I never new Mr. Ghosty was so mean! I can't believe he's leading the mob that's destroying Living-room County! As I say, you don't know someone until they have the chance to join an angry mob!
Oh My Gosh! It's... it's too horrible to watch! This picture is not for the faint of hearted.
I can't look anymore! Aaaaaaaahh! The
horror... THE HORROR!!!