Friday, October 31, 2008

Boogidaboo!!!

It's... it's Halloween!!! The time of scaring, fun, Halloween carols, aaaaaand FREE CANDY!!! Oh the many choices of what costume I could wear. I'm thinking about being a Hobo! Aah hobos, the cream of the crop of our society. Wait a Minute! Uuh Anyway, to celebrate Halloween... I'm doing another Edgar Allen Poe-m! (Iif you voted already, you have to do it again, Sorry!) Make sure to vote! (for a president, too!) BOO!!! I got you that time, didn't I!

Onto my Halloween... It's Awesome! First off, I have almost no school! I'm so ahead that I can take today off! Second, my Mom and I made a totally creepy pumpkin! Here's a spooktacular pic:
Oooh ee Oooh ee Oooooooohh! Now that's creepy!

Finally, I'm in one weird costume! If you know me... I don't dress like this! Actually, I'm dressed as my brother! So this is what I look like now!











Have a happy Halloween!!!

Monday, October 27, 2008

It's Here!

Weeeeeell, I got a mysterious package a couple of days ago. I had no idea who sent it or why. But to my surprise... Rocki sent me a care package! I cut away at the box to fiiiiind... a box for a ceiling lamp! My mom said that Rocki told her she was sending something, but it wasn't a lamp. Ooooooohh, I really wanted a lamp! So, I cut at this box too, and I saw all of this!
In case you can't see everything, I got: A Halloween PEZ (candy dispenser), tons of postcards, an Arizona cap, a pet rock (named Debi!), and a deck of Arizona playing cards. That was a mouthful! But anyway, thanks to Rocki for sending me all of that! Oh, and Debi says Hi!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Happy BELATED Birthdays

In this return post, I'd like to celebrate something. Birthdays! My friend Laura had a birthday yesterday! (the 25th) So... everybody join in: ♫Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birthday to Lauraaaaaa! Happy Birthday to Yoooooouuu! HOORAY!!!♫ And there was birthday a while back, Catherine's! I know it might have been on the 14th, buuuut... it's not too late in my book! After all, it's the thought that counts! And then there was ANOTHER Birthday! However, no one remembered! I'm not saying who, but I eeeeeerr... he was very disappointed that no one remembered! After all, he was born a month earlier than he was supposed to and his birthday was SUPPOSED to be on the 25th of October! Still don't know who, well here's a hint: he writes a blog, his mom makes jewelery, he goes to online school. If you still don't know, It's Me! And to make it worse... NO ONE EVER MADE ME A CAKE!! YES... THAT IS AN APPLE WITH A CANDLE IT!!! WAAAAAAHH!!! *sniffle*

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Defending Your Rights: The Conclusive CONCLUSION!!!


Yes, it is! That figure really is Beary Bear and his Super Striker-Fighter Squadron! We're saved! Oh no! Actually... I don't think it's the time to be cheering just yet! Why you ask? Look in front of you!


I don't think the striking mob is taking it too well! They seem to be just a liiiittle mad. *CRASH* Aaaaaaaahhh! Run for your lives! *BOOM* Uuuuuuuuuhh




Oh My Gosh! Lizard-Man can't take Godzilla's fury! Looks like this hero is down for the count! Just goes to show you, Godzilla's bite is just as bad as his roar! Oooooooh... I can't look anymore!




Now this better! Sonic! Sonic! Crush that little, squishy octopus! Make him feel the PAIN! Although I must say, he needs to lose some weight!




Yes! Go Lucario! Stick it to him. Aaaaaah! I said to him not into him! Good Job, but not the way I'd do it.



Oh man! The strikers have the upper-hand again! I'm really mad! Grrrrrrrr! Beat him with your face, Mr. Hammerhead!





Oh yeah! The good guys (total opinion!) are back in the lead. Peck him! Peck him reeeaaaal good!



This is it! Beary Bear is getting ready to finish Mr. Ghosty! But wait... is this enough can this finish the strike?! Oh noooo!




He completely missed Mr. Ghosty! What's going to happen?! Will this cruel striker try to finish off Beary Bear?! How will this amazing story end!




THE END!!!



Just kidding! Hahhahaha... ha ha. Sorry!

Wait a minute! What?! He's... he's... helping Beary Bear up?! Maybe Mr. Ghosty isn't too bad? Maybe there's other ways to settle this, other than fighting? Maybe...





Hooray! The strike is over finally! Woohoo! They found out how to end it... COOKIES!!! It's the yummiest kind of peace! Mmmmmm. Yummy! Now everyone's happy! Hey... wait a minute! Did Godzilla just eat a cookie?!

Monday, October 20, 2008

The Story of a Lifetime!

Wait a Minute! I see who it is! That figure is... is Beary Bear and his Super Squadron
*We interrupt this broadcast for a special bulletin*

It seems like resident Joshua has been tagged by his mother, Sharon Henry of Mana Moon Studios (visit blog for more information). In this exclusive report, we'll hear his innermost secrets! We're going to the press conference right now.

"While it pains me to give away these secrets, I have been tagged and it's the honorable thing to do. And so, here are my secrets:


1. First and foremost, I drool while I sleep. You wouldn't believe the pools of spit that I can leave on my pillow!

2. I won the Presidential Award for Outstanding Academic Excellence when I was in 5th grade! It had a letter "from" the President saying that I was given the award for extraordinary achievement! I'm still so happy when I think of that day.

3. I've moved a WHOLE bunch of times. I'm in 8th grade and I've lived in 7 places and 3 states!

4. I've been to Disney World and Universal Theme Park more times than I can count. My Dad loves going there and it's convenient because my grandpar
ents live there, too.

5. I had a cat who died. The story is: we lived around a bunch of farms, and one time we decided to visit one. Well, we saw some kittens being neglected, so we adopted them. That's how we got Inky, QT, and Teeters. All the kitties were precious, but I took a loving to the one that I named, Inky, who was named that because it looked like he had ink splattered all over him. No matter how many cats we got (5 in all), I always loved Inky the most. When Inky grew up, he became aggressive to the other cats, so we gave him to my Dad. Every time I visited my Dad, I could see my favorite little kitty in the world. Until, one day, Inky was outside on a leash (he was being bad). Well, Inky tried to climb up a tree, but when he jumped down... the leash got caught on a branch and he hung himself. But no matter what happens, I'll always miss Inky the most. I'll always have a special place in my heart for Inky, the greatest kitty the world has ever seen!"

This reporter has never felt so sad! *sniffle* That boy will never see his favorite cat in the world ever again! It's so saaaad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Defending Your Rights! Part 3 #2

Sshhhhhhhh... Wha Sssshhhhh... Signal... Sshhhhh... Wait, we're back on?! Okay, okay! If you saw my last broadcast you know that the strikers have just formed some kind of wild striker army! But a lot has happened while we were off the air. They seem to have divided into smaller angry mobs! Each mob is attacking a part of Housetropilis! We have to get closer!


Oh No! This mob, led by Godzilla, is ripping up Roomville! They're tearing apart an armored tank like it's tin foil! The horror of it all! Why... WHY!!!


Aaaahh! This mob is trashing Toilet Town! Those horrible toys, they're destroying all the care products. How will the women live without the vanity products! (Hey, that's my toothbrush!)


I never thought the little guys could become so violent! They're knocking down all the mini books! And wait a second, is that evil toy pushing of the poor little blue guy off the shelf?! How heartless can you get!


Gasp! I never new Mr. Ghosty was so mean! I can't believe he's leading the mob that's destroying Living-room County! As I say, you don't know someone until they have the chance to join an angry mob!

Oh My Gosh! It's... it's too horrible to watch! This picture is not for the faint of hearted.
I can't look anymore! Aaaaaaaahh! The
horror... THE HORROR!!!









Is their anyone here who can save us from this horrifying
mayhem! Wait a minute, what's that in the distance. I can't make it out, but...

To Be Continued!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Defending Your Rights! Part 3

Extra! Extra!

Read All About It

On this issue of Scribbles of an Ancient Soul: The PJ's strike is in it's final moments, and the stuffed animals are going wild. How this dramatic story will end?! The only way to answer that is to go to our reporter on the streets.

Mr. Skeleton has been striking today! But nowadays he goes by the name, Mr. Ghosty. It seems like he's so hungry, he's past dead, he's dead dead! This is an example of what happens when it's too late to save a toy. He's past the point of no return! Sad, isn't it?


As you can see, food is getting so scarce that people are resorting to extreme methods. This poor striker is being eaten alive by the... PEZ cow! Let me get this straight, a PEZ cow is eating some kind of animal with a bud and leaves fused to his back. It's okay, this reporter is confused too!




Eyewitnesses have reported that this komodo dragon is on strike for dental reasons. He has no dentist, no toothpaste, and no teeth since the Dragons for Dentistry amendment was taken from the Constitution in 1992. This act was a hard blow to all reptiles out there. Sorry about the poor photo, we're having minor technical difficulties.


This picture brings one word to this reporter's head, Justice! If you read yesterday's issue, then you know exactly what I mean! This penguin was seen yesterday, viciously eating shark bodies. This reporter has heard that it is more gentle nowaday... This Just In! A mob has appeared outside! We're going to our reporter at the scene!


This angry mob is... is horrifying to see! This reporter has never seen so much destruction! It's absolutely Shhhh... What's going Shhh... on Shhhhhh... My Go... Shhhhh... Aaaaaa Shhhh... aaaah Ssshhhhhhhhhh!

Sorry, We're Experiencing Technical Difficulties!